Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.

by Haukness January 24, 2005

Toaster Mage

Some Guy that loves Pie

"Remotocon: you must love pie
ToasterMage: yes"

by Gotmad (Remotocon) January 27, 2005

Toaster Strudle

(Verb) When you burn someone alive (mainly a women) and cum on them in a curved line like a toaster strudle

Guy: What you finna gonna do later?
You; Shiet, finna gonna toaster strudle yo ass, no homo

by illLocus May 15, 2018

toaster

A visibly, large and apparent, cleavage line. Caused by the compact nature of a female's breasts in a bra and or low cut shirt, etc.

"Look at her toaster."

by Johnny Buckley January 31, 2005

toaster

1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner

"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"

by mr fox May 24, 2007

toaster

The shocker, only keeping your hand flat and inserting all fingers into the anus. When you remove your hand, it appears burned, like toast. May also be known as the dolphin.

He tried the shocker, only to discover that she wanted him to toaster "Toast' Her"

by M. Michael Clean April 14, 2008

toaster

a white short bus used to transport the students of fancy prep schools to the location of their liking

holy shit, greer crashed the toaster; now everyone is dead!

by porters girl May 26, 2006