Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!
by PassionateSon April 21, 2020
Get the Vegan Diva Cupmug. A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 2, 2023
Get the VEGANmug. A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.
by Xino Fenani October 19, 2021
Get the Vegan-rendang-currymug. Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.
Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.
by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023
Get the Veganmug. Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.
Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand.
Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.
Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.
by Brandonhateserin March 28, 2021
Get the Veganmug. by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016
Get the Vermont Vegan Vacuummug.