Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

Throat Pied

When a Robert blasts a load on a Garah’s throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils

Garah got throat pied by Robert!

by Dirty Deedsy June 5, 2024

Pi Therapy

When exposure to, or meditation on, the number π has the potential of bringing mental, emotional, or spiritual benefits to the practitioner, even those who pride themselves of not being a “math person.”

Like maggot therapy, pi therapy is inexpensively or therapeutically effective in soothing the oft-stressed geeky mind, which is often inundated with misinformation or disinformation coming from all angles of the information superhighway.

by Numerati July 1, 2024

Pi’s Block

The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.

Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.

by Numerati August 11, 2024

Pi Star Hotel

A three-star-plus hotel that is popular among lower-middle-class tourists, who want a free-and-easy experience, without being pressured to join local group tours to visit oft-spiritually unclean or demonic places of worship and retail shops (which promise to give a percentage of their profits to the tour guide).

The “fine” city of Singapore plans to build more pi star hotels in coming years to target travelers from emerging economies, who couldn’t afford to stay in a five-star hotel, yet wished to receive a perceived first-class visitors’ treatment.

by Fasters January 14, 2023

Pi Ball

A small helium filled party balloon released at Hot Air Balloon launch fields in order to determine wind speed and direction from the launch area prior to launching the Hot Air Balloon(s).

The Hot Air Balloon pilots released a pi ball in order to determine the winds before flight.

by Ima314lot February 22, 2023

Piss pied

The act of being cream pied but with piss

Ben piss pied me so hard last night. I can still feel it now.

by bbgggt April 17, 2025