The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime

I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019

Dega Flu

after a wekend in talladega extreme diearhea drowzeies and sick ness occur

I was glued to the toilet with Dega flu after the 500 race

by Dega Flu October 14, 2019

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

Devils Flu-Shot

Heroin

That heathen is using The Devils Flu-Shot!

by FKRPrints January 14, 2018