Jake Paul

A Talentless Youtuber.

A True Garbage's little brother.

King of retards.

England is his city.

Jake Paul is making another shitty click bait video.

by c00ki3s July 4, 2017

Jake Paul

The ugliest,untalented,lying,clickbating,brainless,cheating man alive!

"Im going deaf:("
"Why?What happened!"
"I listened to Jake Paul's "music" and my ears blead"

by clout.gang September 19, 2017

Jake Paul

A term used to define a deformity, disease, disability, and a mental illness.

"Unfortunately, my younger brother was born with a severe case of Jake Paul"

by theDuckosaur December 6, 2017

Jake lin

When you take a picture with a random bitch on the street

That fool totally pulled a Jake Lin!!!!!!!

by Gangsterhabib May 24, 2020

Jake Braking

While thrusting your penis between the breasts of a fat girl (see titty fucking). You then pass gas on their stomach, the resulting sound will be reminiscent of a machine gun.

I went hoggin' last night, she got mad when I started jake braking her. But I explained I had just eaten Taco Bell.

by fredderf January 7, 2008

Jake Paul

A cancerous YouTuber who makes way too many diss tracks and causes a lot of drama. He is the cause of death for many people in the U.S.

Guy 1: How did you get cancer?
Guy 2: I watched Jake Paul

by Darth Something January 29, 2018

Jake story

A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.

Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.

by Seira May 4, 2008