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gooch oclock

It is gooch oclock
by Slaerx June 18, 2024
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gooch

Gooch is the area in between the sack and your butt. Sometimes a lot of people get really sweaty there.
My gooch hurts like crazy
by norrikane May 14, 2024
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Gooch smooch

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.
by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023
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Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.
Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!
by Smoisty June 17, 2025
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Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt
Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.
by Madam Battle January 28, 2023
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