Facebook Chat Tease

When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.

Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.

"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"

"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."

"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"

by awesomeasianguy August 23, 2011

chatting bear waffles

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.

Yeah she was chatting bear waffles

by Justafunnygirl January 26, 2020

Dougdoug's twitch chat

The main character. Separated into two parts. Trapped in a basement.

DOUG IS WRONG
DOUGDOUG'S TWITCH CHAT IS THE MAIN CHARACTER

by Jesterthechaotic October 24, 2023

Group Chat Phobia

The phobia of texting in group chats.

Nick has group chat phobia, so he texts people individually.

by Ronald44 July 21, 2016

Snap chat whore

Someone who sends an obscene amount of snapchats (could be hourly/daily) or uploads constant my stories with points ranging into the thousands. I mean really do these people not have jobs or lives.

Have you seen how many points she/he has?

She/he must be a snap chat whore.

by HBRHA October 28, 2014

neopets general chat

A chat board found on neopets. These are the things they talk about (in short forms with tonnes of emoticons, of course):

1: musical groups that sing about teen angst
2: bf/gf dumping them
3: How they hate their life
4: What stereotypical group is better

1: OMG OMG!!! :) :) :) LP vs GC!!!!!!
2: My bf dumped me... :) :( :( share my sadness. NOW!@!#@´##ERYU#^%@!~~!~~~~
3: IM 9, pregnant, no bf, i wanna kill myself, whats sex?, come in here and say "be happy!" and i will cheer up.
4: PREPS ARE SOOOOO BETTER THAN PUNKZ!!!!!!!!!! I HATE LABLES!!!!

by Seenus September 2, 2003

chat the fuck up

a notice for someone to keep talkin...the new version of 'no way' and 'you dont say'

ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...

dave:chat the fuck up bruv!

by ed the Word October 5, 2009