Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

looking down the barrel

When someone is held at gunpoint, they are said to be looking down the barrel of a gun.

The man was looking down the barrel as he was held at gun point by the mugger.

by Noblewolf797 May 17, 2025

barrel roll day

everday zara wants it to be 🥴

happy barrel roll day 🤸🏻 ♀️🛢🥳🥴🤪💯⁉️

by zxxxvi January 26, 2021

Gay cracker barrel

Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”

by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016