mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

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Tunisian Tire Swing

Verb/Action - A sexual act invoking strong penile muscles and hand strength/grip. The goal is to swing from a man’s erect penis until ejaculation without letting go, swinging in mid air of course.

Person 1: Dude, any tips on how to get quirky in a unique way?

Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing

by gv_86 September 24, 2025

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Tire

A condom. Because its round and rubber

Makayla is coming over i need to get a tire

by Black inside white outside October 19, 2020

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Women who go to car meets/shows just for attention. Generally are 3/10-5/10 rated chicks who suddenly become 8/10-10/10 in a car setting because they're the only females within a mile. Identifiable by their plasti-dipped Honda Civic parked next to $50,000 builds, and their lack of interest in the cars that are there. Can also be found showing up riding shotgun in a different car each week.

Not to be confused with actual female car enthusiasts, who have fought and clawed for every ounce of respect they have in the car scene.

"Dude how many cars at the meets have had Sarah's sweaty ass prints on the back seat at one point?"

"At least a quarter of them. She's the biggest tire biter there is."

by DCShred96 February 9, 2020

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Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019

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