tea baggage

Carrying around the burden of being white, privileged, and wealthy while assuming that somehow means your oppressed.

Glen Beck has more tea baggage than Louis Vuitton.

by freerangegeek September 15, 2010

tea piss

Tea piss - a tea piss is where a mouthful of tea is spat out due to involuntary laughing at a funny joke or incident.

This term could evolve into other beverages.
E.g. coffee piss, coke piss etc.

"he heard the punch line of the joke and subsequently performed a tea piss, spraying the room with a fine mist of brown liquid and soaking his colleagues!"

by Adam Jennison September 26, 2007

tea boy

(n.) The person responsible for creating the greatest hot beverage in existence during a time of need (e.g. a session of intense marijuana consumption). Arguably, this term has derogative emphasis when applied to this particular character.

Random dude: "Yo, tea boy, make us a cuppa"
Tea Boy: "No, you make it!"
Random dude: "But.. you're the tea boy?!"

by flobabes June 20, 2012

Tea baggin

n. When a dude inerts his sack into a chicks mouth.


also good to do when someone pass's out

Man...dude was tea baggin all over dat girl


Dude...girl passed out and he was tea bagging on her

by Andrew FF September 16, 2004

tea pot

a black person from England. Commonly found to have a SCHTEENY SCHWEENY ie a small cock

mat you are a black tea pot

by c.bone September 19, 2007

tea bagging

when angry rich white people get not so rich angry white people to protest against tax cuts for the not so rich offset by tax increases on the rich.

I'm going to a tea party to collect the $600 tax credit the people tea bagging there are getting and sending it back to the rich.

by cowtipperr April 15, 2009

tea party

The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.

Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process?

Kristine - Jeff, do you want to meet for lunch with us at Quiznos? We're going to meet there at 11:30.

Jeff - No, I can't. That weenie Michael set up another tea party for 11:30 to noon.

by Catjuice March 24, 2006