Porn Food

A food that is delicious and awesome while you're eating it, but afterwords you feel dirty or sick.

Dude I ate the whole bag of cheeto's man. I feel like shit now, fuckin porn food.

by daboyfromdasouth June 28, 2010

Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming

"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"

by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005

Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.

"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"

by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne March 5, 2014

Sad Porn

Media (photos, videos, poetry) found usually on the internet that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. Usually there is no sexual theme, yet like regular porn, some people seem to get off on it.

Person 1: Hey, you need to see this video of a new father singing to his dying newborn baby, it's so depressing! I cried for hours!

Person 2: No way, I don't need to get off on sad porn right now... My own life is sad enough.

by Brendogfox September 5, 2016

Straight porn

A type of porn that involves sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.The porn is titled "straight" porn simply because of that aspect.

Straight porn is pretty homo erotic,especially when there is more than one man involved.Straight porn is pretty much subtle bisexual porn.

Gay porn is the best porn ever.

straight porn is kinda homo erotic dude.

by goodlookinguy January 18, 2011

Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009