Text of the Devil

The text message version of "speak of the devil"

-A text from a person one was just thinking of, or just going to text.

Alice: (text) "Hey Bob what's up!"

Bob: (text) "Text of the Devil! I was just thinking about you!"

by EddySpero January 17, 2011

Text Battle

The act of 2 people engaging in a conversation via text messaging with both parties goals being to text something so gross and disturbing that the other party is unable to respond. A text battle is spontaneous and starts with no warning. An ancillary goal is to give the enemy nightmares. A text battle is usually started with a single word text, or a short phrase, replied to with a similar, more gross phrase.

A text battles disturbing nature may result in an individual or group being monitored by a government agency, like the CIA or NSA.

How a text battle looks:

Person 1: "Fermunda Cheese"
Person 2: "Gleet Burger"
Person 1: "Yeast infection marinade"
Person 2: "Gangrene foot puree"
Person 1: "Mung milkshake"
Person 2: "That's gross man, leave me alone"

by areallyfatkid July 10, 2011

Text kill

When somebody responds to a either meaningful, or informative text with one of the the following; yeah, cool, ok, nice, fun, alright, ect.

Guy: will you go to prom with me?
Girl: I'd love to!
Guy: alright
(girl to herself: what a text kill)

Guy: So I was thinking about going to see a movie later tonight.
Girl:cool
(guy to himself: what a text kill)

by Jack Mehollf December 26, 2011

Telitha

The most amazing girl you’d ever meet, the one with the brightest eyes and the sweetest smile that could lighten up anyone’s day (especially keshav’s)

*Nb: The author of this post strongly suggests that you don’t go searching for this unique Telitha else is rel corn going and share, ORRR HORRRR😏

That girl is really genuine, she’s a real Telitha

by Rudraaa January 16, 2019

monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.

The text message you sent me was just monkey text.

by Loadmaster March 31, 2010

Freudian text

1. Sending a text message to the subject of your text, instead of the intended recipient.

2. Texting someone what's on your mind, as opposed to what you meant to say.

1. Me (to Alice): "Hey John, isn't Alice is a real bitch?"
Alice: "...What the fuck?"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."

2. Me (to Alice): "Fuck you, lying whore."
Alice: "What?!?!"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."
Alice: "...Again?!"

by kanapanapan August 25, 2010

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by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021