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Fuck Me To Tears

An utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment. "Fuck Me To Tears" is "Make Me Cry" when in the company of close friends or an understanding family; while
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".
GODDAMN IT! I just lost my phone i need to hurry to WORK! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!! I can't deal with this shit right now!
by Sgt_Hoagie November 13, 2019
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kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!
Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears
by Kakakyro February 3, 2020
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City of Tears

The best fucking area in all of hollow knight, also rain.
Dude: hey bro have you gotten to the city of tears yet?
Bro: yeah bro it’s great!
by Plinplinplon\[T]/ March 24, 2021
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Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.
Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.
by Blazin Names September 30, 2021
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God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.
I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.
by Archigan June 12, 2023
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tearjerker

You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.
"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker
by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017
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Nigger Tears

When a guy hits a black girl with his dick and she crys with a mixture of tears and cum
by Mayo1234 March 22, 2009
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