A girl who appears beautiful while facing away from the light. The unfavorable features are often hidden when not in direct light, whether the source of the light is natural or unnatural. Some avoid eye contact with these people, or even with their romantic partners who are cursed with genetic ugliness of the face.
Mark: Wow, Vanessa is such a great person for you to have in your life.
Dennis: She's great, but have you seen her in the direct sunlight? She's a Shadow Ten but a Sunlight Zero!
Dennis: She's great, but have you seen her in the direct sunlight? She's a Shadow Ten but a Sunlight Zero!
by Holding On For Dear Life April 14, 2025
Get the Shadow Tenmug. Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
by Its_Matra March 20, 2020
Get the Ten Foldmug. Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
Get the Perfect ten.mug. When you are acting stupid in Jesuit studies and need to spend 5 days with the 7th graders and 5 days with the 8th graders, hence the name ten-day.
by Maxxwitherball December 15, 2021
Get the Ten-Daymug. The amount of people talking without speaking, hearing without listening, writing songs, and not daring disturb the sound of silence.
by This is the name your definit June 10, 2024
Get the ten thousandmug. The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.
Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
by Vagabond King January 31, 2010
Get the ten second testmug. by LV May 13, 2005
Get the section tenmug.