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tongue jacking the shitbox

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.
by Boston134 August 26, 2010
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Tongue-Chete

the method of addressing (with one's tongue) excessive hair surrounding the pubic area hence inhibiting contact with the vagina. The tongue acts like a machete in the jungle.
When I pulled this chick's panties down she had a HUGE bush! "what did you do?"

Well, normally, I wouldn't have TONGUE-CHETE'd that shit, but I just fucked her instead...
by Korn-Hole-ius March 12, 2011
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tongue blanket

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011
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serpent tongue

1.) a very high-pitched voice mimicking a serpent's hiss.
2.) a modern mystifier that can manipulate someones thoughts.
3.) a modern-day vampire.
4.) roni saet.
" that guy from cast of shadows is a real serpent tongue! "

" i was serpent tounged when he creeps. "
by jared nicolai February 5, 2009
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Geographic Tongue

A sometimes painful tongue inflammation condition where patches of the tongue become red or white and the whole surface resembles a map. There is no known cure. Also known as benign migratory glossitis.

Many people get a mild geographic tongue from eating pineapple.
Damn! My tongue hurts. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pineapple! Now I've got geographic tongue again.
by Fredgirl77 December 12, 2010
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Dirty Tongue

When a person hooks up with someone within 15 minutes of throwing up.
"My mouth smells like shit right now, I can't believe Everett dirty tongued me"
by The Penicl September 26, 2011
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dragon tongue

When a person gives a blow job right after they ate something spicy, causing the hot sensation to transfer.
Me and my girl had some hot wings for diner, then she gave me the dragon tongue.
by Vic&Tim March 19, 2013
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