by lhdgfl July 20, 2011

by bomb girl February 21, 2015

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
by Skaternator May 23, 2018

by CR7andmessiisGOAT June 5, 2023

When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.
by MistaDillPickle September 15, 2017

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?
P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?
P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017

by PenpenGang June 7, 2020
