ROB

“Ripped open booty hole”
When you are shitting so bad it feels like your booty hole is ripped open.

“Dude, do you have ROB?”
“Yeah I did, this morning, it was bad.”

by Kate4182 June 05, 2025

Rob

Rob the destroyer of men

That is the most game of thrones thing I have ever heard … rob destroyer of men

by Paulisthejoker November 23, 2021

Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020

ROB

rob: little kid toucher
rob loves kids a little too much

rob is a name commonly used to describe a sexual deviant who touches anyone and everyone in there precious parts
rob will fuck cats dogs kids women men newborns todlers and even dead corpses

i hate rob

by paultr17 December 30, 2023

Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)

"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"

by rizzking456 October 04, 2023

Rob

Rob, verb, the action of being a total dick

Dude, brain right now is being a Rob what the fuck.
Don't be a Rob

by Em0-0 September 21, 2021

Rob

A youthful man with golden blonde hair. His glasses make his eyes shine when he enters the room. Has such a laid back feel. He's a man who's capable of anything that comes his way. He may feel like he's lost out there but he has someone out there who cares about him.

Rob, you deserve the best; You deserve to be happy, Rob!

by H.o.t.S. November 27, 2022