Man Tired

When a man is too tired to bust a nut.

I tried to beat my meat tonight, but im man tired.

by The Man That's Tired November 5, 2025

chronically tired

Someone who is just... tired. ALWAYS. TIRED.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.

Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.

Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.

Person 1: ...:c

by lunarharmonyx December 15, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

My pal gave me a flat tire last night!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Tire Pile

When you get covered in a heaping mound of used condoms during a sex party in a rural area of the south.

My buddy said it was only going to be $5 for the tire pile once we got an hour out of town.

by Where There's A Wills There's February 19, 2025

Tired

adriel

*talking to adriel* (adriel fell asleep 20 mins ago cuz he’s always tired)

by bird1003 March 2, 2025

tired

being sleepy af cause you forgot to do ur homework so you had to do it at 3 am in the morning.

also my roblox display name xd

if ur tired for other reasons i hope u get better <3

"Ah sh*t!" I think to myself at 3 am in the morning.
"I forgot to do my f*cking homework."
"Eh. Whatever. Might as well get a 0 on it."
*goes back to sleep cause im tired lol*

by yourtypicalcrashout March 11, 2025