Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021

tired izzy

Someone who always complains about being tired, even though they never do housework

Her house is such a mess and she always says she's tired, she's such a tired Izzy

by Heejeedeejee August 23, 2023

Tired Obsession

A tired obsession is a phenomenon where a person who is undergoing sleep deprivation will stumble upon a point of interest, and develop either an inexplicable urge to learn more about it, or a feeling of emotional attachment to said point of interest. Under normal circumstances, these bonds will fade away gradually after a good night's sleep/

I thought I had found something interesting, but now that I've slept on it, I think it was just a tired obsession.

by Felipe the Great June 17, 2021

tired tea

"tired tea" refers to a beverage drunk before sleeping, with the purpose of calming a suden thirst.
Its use is generally independently of what the brew actually is.

Hey John, pass me the tired tea.

by Makel the magi October 25, 2020

tired

the enemy to a girl’s sex drive

Cheyenne: Ooh that’s new
John: Ye wanna try it?
Cheyenne: tired *falls asleep*
John: wtf

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 19, 2024

Leftover tired

The kind of tired you get after not sleeping or not sleeping well over the course of a few nights

Oh man I haven't slept in 3 days I'm so leftover tired

by UrbanSith December 20, 2016

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022