Tim Allened

Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.

Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh!

by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

Tim Thomas

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed goalies in the NHL. And of course, the Bruins fans salavate over guys like this. HIs acrobatic "style" belongs in the circus not the ice....

"Wow did you see Tim Thomas sitting on his ass when that goal was scored on him?"

by BeantownHockey February 8, 2009

Tim

To get f*cked in the @ss by a black guy with a tiny dick and then lick it off while folding laundry with your feet.

Dude: Yeah man, she totally Tim-ed me last night. Good thing too, I had alot of laundry.

by meeeee... January 10, 2013

Tim Gordon

Front man of urban rap group from Australia, Frangipani and the floating circus of light

Tim Gordon is sex on a stick

by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Tim

A man who is often outwitted; is constantly trying to 1up others; and can be heard asking others to eat out of his own rectum; approach with caution. Has been known to tell unneccessarily long stories .

He's a real Tim

by Peacock 101 October 6, 2016

Tim Thomas

Prob the best player in the NBA. Often compared with LeBron and Kobe, but they dont stand a chance. If you are called Tim Thomas or T Squares you are a person who is wet from Three point range. You almost never miss.

kid1: Yo did you see that. He just made 69 threes in a row.
Kid2: ya hes a real Tim Thomas

by masterjizzy69 May 3, 2010

Tim Curry

A nickname given to a emo/punk guy who wears make up, especially blue eyemake up.

Referring to looking like Tim Curry the actor in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Friend #1: Hey did you see Tim Curry Today?
Friend #2: Yes! He was so cute, I'd go all the way with him and his cute pants.

by Dan Devito January 26, 2005