Times Five

Used at the end of a sentence to describe something that is SO out of control or crazy as hell.

"Sorry I'm late. I just drove back from Manhattan. Traffic times five!"

OR

Dude 1: "I don't think I wanna hook up with that chick from the club anymore. She goes ape shit if I don't text her like all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah I hear u man. Psycho times 5. Hook up with someone else.

OR

Girl 1: "You put them back? How expensive were those shoes?"

Girl 2: "TOO much. Paycheck times five."

by Tylik Delvirgo June 2, 2014

Tirese

A nigga that always is annoying but,is really cute and is always litt.

"That Tirese is so fine."

by Shetoofine January 7, 2017

tide mark

the line on the arms from repeated fisting

he has tide marks from extensive fisting

by wobbly boots June 9, 2017

Tide Pod

A SNACC

"hey kids wanna do some tide pods?"

by girl you looking like a snacc January 25, 2018

Tidus

A mean, bastard who has ugly ass hair and hangs out with a fake emo child. And can’t decide who he likes. Ladies never date a Tidus cause he’ll break your heart so he could be with his friends

Omg that guy over there is such a Tidus.

by Raquel hull May 27, 2018

tide pod downy

The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.

Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.

by Tittsmcgee March 10, 2018

Tide pod pussy

When you shove as many tide pods as you can in your pussy who ever fits the most tide pods in there pussy wins

Hey I did the tide pod pussy challenge and fit 9,999999999999999999999999999
Tide pods in my pussy so I win... bitch

by Gucci gang lil bitch November 10, 2018