Thomas Carpenito

Top Shagger

That’s Thomas Carpenito, what a man he is.

by truebtold December 20, 2019

Mr. Thomas

Person who looks like Obama.

Mr. Thomas looks like Obama.

by Mrs. Thomas December 11, 2019

Thomas Marshall

A BIG BOI WHO MODELS FOR PLAYBOY

“so I heard you got with Thomas Marshall, you lucky duck”
“Ik He was my best get”

by jeejagupta June 6, 2019

Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas is the singer for Matchbox Twenty, and has recenty made a new album, named iSomething To Be/i He uses deep lyrics to connect the listeners to his songs.

IRob Thomas has singles like Push, and newer ones like "Lonely No More"/I

by LuigiAdept July 20, 2008

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Parker Thomas

The biggest nigga there is

You see Parker Thomas over there he is the biggest nigga ever

by Guacamole Penis June 16, 2019

Thomas Goal

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.

"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"

by MagicBus October 22, 2009