Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;
1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)
2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)
1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)
2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)
by AubCat March 24, 2020
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You guys want to go to pineview by way of "penola road"? Hell no! I heard the Booty Hole bucs a lurkin!!
by BlackRob1050 December 20, 2012
Get the penola road mug.A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.
Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.
by jlindsay August 12, 2012
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Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011
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