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The Goldilox Complex

The act in which a person is caught within a continuum involving constant and short periods of sleep in multiple locations.
Brah 1: Yo brah 2! I'm totally in The Goldilox Complex mood today.

Brah 2: What!? You crazy brah 1. I guess I'll totally catch up with you later, thereafter, you are done napping around.
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The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.
The Golden Fountain by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014

the general lee

A pretty cool car
The general lee is a pretty cool car.
the general lee by Leedle lee August 26, 2015

The Grand Theft Auto 

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

The Great Lord 

A mysterious savior, identiy unknown. He gives us no labor for all that is shown. With the RFTA in one hand and CM in the other he put them together to make us. Bow down to him. (God in a Cult)

The Goopinator 

A Speical Needs name for a Dab Pen.

(Prefilled THC carts with button e-cig battery)
Bro let’s hit the goopinator”
“Bet”
The Goopinator by GoopGod12 May 13, 2018