British word

Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.
You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.
by Yang Miyagi August 9, 2022
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british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.
Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree
by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024
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British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
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british sterotype

The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:
American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao

British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.
by SociallyAwareBritishMan December 13, 2020
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the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!
british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!
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British Charlie

An absolute Bollocks. This man has so many slurs in his arsenal that he will start spewing them out his rear end. A true treat to be around when he isn’t aggressive (horny).
by Gurti buba sub August 13, 2022
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