rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Trip for biscuits

A waste of time; a futile undertaking.

Dude 1: “How do you feel about 69’ing?”
Dude 2: “It’s ok, but kind of a trip for biscuits.”

by NSesh July 13, 2020

Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.

Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.

by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014

trouser biscuit

Excrement in the trousers.

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!

by Mike.B May 7, 2008

Paralympic Biscuit

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

by HelenaHypnotise November 2, 2008

biscuit wheels

A PERSON WHO'S GOT IT EASY
RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN ON BISCUIT WHEELS

Riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels

by SEAN K January 31, 2014