Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.

"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus

by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014

swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.

"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus

by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014

Sweitzering

The act of taking the invitation one has offered to share their snacks with, BUT wear out your welcome quickly by eating 3/4 of food that was offered without permission or remorse.

Liz: “opening bag of delicious kettle cooked chips”
Joe: Hey, can i have a couple of those chips?
Liz: Sure! “points bag towards joe”
Joe: Thanks! “takes bag and dumps into lap leaving only 3 left in the bag”
Liz: HEY stop Sweitzering my chips you inconsiderate prick!
Joe: My bad i didn’t even notice. “continues to eat pile of chips out of lap"

by BowTom June 9, 2014

Sweird

That which is beyond weird, strange to the point of absurd. A contraction of "so weird".

Jay Leno was once considers funny??!!! That's sweird!!!!

by MockingbrdOfLove April 21, 2015

Swedish Relay

When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.

*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*

by Sven9493837712 May 24, 2015

Sweird

A combination of 'that's' and 'weird' used when you're too lazy to say both words individually.

Me: Woah! Did you see that! ?
You: Yeah, sweird.

by TurdNugget June 24, 2015