static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

staticursion

Going nowhere. Staying in place.

A variant on the words excursion, incursion, recursion, discursion.

Putting on neither coat, nor hat, nor boots, grabbing neither his car keys nor his bag, he prepared for another staticursion, staying where he was, where he had been, and where he would be for the foreseeable future - home.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Static

The feeling of crisp static through your mouth and in your throat when you drink sprite.

"Ay Srdjan you want some Static?"

"Fo sho"
*Goes to McDonald and gets a Sprite*

by Sm4cc January 26, 2021

Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022

static

it is what you hear on radios or see on old analog televisions, it can be used as white noise but sometimes it can be annoying

man this static sucks

by U-2800 May 7, 2022

scrotum static

Scrotum, see beanbag or nutbag.

static, figure it out yourself.

Ever wear wool underwear? Ouch!

by scrotum static May 25, 2004

bus station church

The church on the way to school that looks like a bus depot!!

McCloud: BUS STATION CHURCH!!!!!!!!...santa clause isn't real!
Sam: its a bus family worship center!!

by umm...i know this one... October 26, 2006