Birthday Sprits

Being naked in the rain

You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.

by Deceptikon123321 August 29, 2019

master sprinter

often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it

“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*

by i hope my mom doesnt see this March 19, 2020

Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting

Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Honolulu Spritzer

The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.

Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.

by Smatar January 23, 2021

fart spliter

Another word for a string-tanga.
Originates from the behavior of farts passing by the string and gettin split in half.

Guy: damn, tanisha is so hot in her new fart spliter! I hope the little fly-by's didnt had to suffer too much :(

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener

Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!

by Jakisumo October 18, 2021

anti-spite

The desire to do a good thing but make it seem like a bad thing.

He let the little kid win the race out of anti-spite.

by Inferno the candle April 6, 2022