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fuck sponge

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.
That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!
by Capri388 April 17, 2003
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sponge

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.
"Yeah that girl, she's cool and all, but she's just my sponge."
by Diablo October 9, 2005
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spongebob

A Small underwater creature who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Is known to sexually molester snails, especially his pet snail, Gary. Often engages in the act of anal sex with his male friend Patrick Star, who is a starfish with a fuckin' IQ of 12. Overall, he is a homosexual sponge who is too fucked up for most of us heterosexuals to comprehend. Is also a TV Star and has his own movie.
Whoa! I never knew there was a 'Spongebob Takes It' gay porn movie! Thats disgusting!
by OG Loc April 29, 2006
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Spongebob

SPONGEBOB IS GAY!!!! Yes, GAY! The creaters of Spongebob Squarepants where 2 homosexual guys! HE'S GAY! Sorry to bust your bubble's little kids, but patrick, and spongebob, are homosexual lovers!
Spongebob is.......GAY! Uh oh, NO WAY!


Indeed, he's....gay!
by Big Rog. February 5, 2005
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sponge

to get through something successfully while being laid back about everything
I don't get it. He just sponges through life like he don't care but he's still well off.
by D.Sponge December 1, 2002
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Spongebobian

Someone who believes that Sponge Bob Squarepants died for their mortal soul to save them from hell (wich is only an eternal sinkfull of dirty dishes ) and to give whosoever believith on the silly yellow Sponge should not perish , but spend eternity with Him in The Great Pineapple under the sea
When I was 30 years of age I realized that Jesus was full of shit and I turned from my hypocritical christian ways and gave my heart to Sponge Bob, I shure wish everyone was a born again Spongebobian
by BluKat420 December 28, 2009
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