Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.

Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!

by Slatericy November 23, 2018

Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.

Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021

spaghetti fountain

a spaghetti fountain is like a bukkake, but instead of a girl, it's spaghetti.

"Bro c'mon! We're doing a spaghetti fountain tonight! Everybody's gonna be there!"

by JamaicanBever May 15, 2016

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 10, 2019

Spaghetti Play

When you play around with spaghetti to cause possible sexual or situational tension resulting in a form of gratifying payoff.

Martin twirled his dinner in a sort of spaghetti play slowly teasing Nicole into the thought of a satisfying, moist bite that caused her to subsequently precipate in an unexpected bout of sexual arousal.

by Natergate September 13, 2018

Spaghetti method

putting nut/period blood in someones Spaghetti to make them want you

Greta stated “ I got my man for life because I did the spaghetti method”

by Plugged January 21, 2025

Ready Set Spaghetti

Popularized by our most favorite Mexican princess, Vanessa, it is another way to say “ready, set, go”

K: Okay, lemme know when you’re ready to start the movie.

V: Ready Set Spaghetti!

by Meatrevolutionary69 April 13, 2022