child fucking spaghetti fingers 

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

child fucking spaghetti fingers by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009

Manhattan Spaghetti Special 

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.

Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

Manhattan Spaghetti Special by pistolpeete May 31, 2009

Pocket spaghetti 

When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti

“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
“Oh shit aight”

Pocket spaghetti by Spitballer666 October 8, 2020

straight spaghetti 

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

straight spaghetti by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

floor spaghetti 

When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.

Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.

floor spaghetti by Bread91 August 8, 2016

Boom Spaghetti 

When you stick an uncooked spaghetti noodle into the hole of your penis and break it off inside. Then you beat the meat until you’re about to cum and edge until you see an unsuspecting female, as she’s walking by, you cum on her while yelling “BOOM SPAGHETTI!” And cum and spaghetti shrapnel shoot all over her. Usually leads to the female falling in love with you

Joe: Hey what happened with you and that girl last night

Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now

Joe: Shit really?

Mike: yeah

Boom Spaghetti by Spaghetti_Boom March 3, 2020

East Texas Spaghetti 

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.

I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister

East Texas Spaghetti by KillRacism May 1, 2019