Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
by Jimbo Baggins May 06, 2023
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Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.
1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"
by nosebridge March 09, 2016
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Slug Syndrome

When you can't stop staring at someone or something, because it's so exquisitely grotesque, just like a slug.
This chick kept staring at me in class- I thought she was into me but it was just a case of Slug Syndrome.
by JFisc October 01, 2014
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Lowrider Slug

Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.

A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.

People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.

A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”

2inches:“Dude what?”

12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”

2inches:“I like yeat
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Lowrider Slug

Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.

A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.

People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.

A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”

2inches:“Dude what?”

12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”

2inches:“I like yeat
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Lowrider Slug

Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a Lowrider Slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.

A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.

People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.

A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
“It’s good to be a Lowrider Slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
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Lowrider Slug

It’s good to be a Lowrider slug. You can really trust them they are someone you can run with they are someone you can hardly fuck with. Overall, it’s good to be a lowrider slug.

Even if the Lowrider Slug makes you do stupid shit like slap yourself in the face to put yourself back in place, It’s still so perfect and full of grace.
Look at my Lowrider slug, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever get to meet.
by I did not eat for a month December 09, 2023
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