Lil bitch who talks to girls for three months but is too scared to hold hands. Rejects hot girls because his heart aches for true love, but he won't get any because he's a simp. Always with the shawty (not actually his shawty). He kinda cute do 😳😳😳
by Anna and Lucas December 13, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Menstral Man May 20, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019
Get the simpmug. (S)quirrels (I)n (M)y (P)ants
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Garret: “What’s wrong with that girl over there? Is she having a seizure?”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”
That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”
That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
by thatkidoverthrewup October 27, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.
by Mike November 29, 2004
Get the Simpemug. Simp-A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
by Andytown April 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Perfect example a simp is a sucka ass nigga that gets played by a female and shows signs of bitch niqqa emotions that a female usually has like crying over a bitch or kissing ass to a female to the point where even his bros are disappointed and he loses respect from his peers
Female : I'm sorry I fucked another nigga but it wasn't my fault I was high I will never do it again Simp niqqa :It's okay baby I love u (sobs) it was a mistake and I will never lose u
Baby it's my fault because as a man I'm suppose to please my woman (Here are other simp tendencies) spending a lotta money on a girl when u haven't been dating for even a year or less getting cheated on several times my a girl showing signs of obsessing over said bitch putting girl over your niggas and your girl is a thot but you don't care
Baby it's my fault because as a man I'm suppose to please my woman (Here are other simp tendencies) spending a lotta money on a girl when u haven't been dating for even a year or less getting cheated on several times my a girl showing signs of obsessing over said bitch putting girl over your niggas and your girl is a thot but you don't care
by Kappa B July 29, 2017
Get the Simpmug.