Shrek

Your current boyfriend

Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now

by @m.com November 29, 2020

Shrek

Our holy lord,savior and the best character ever

Friend:Shrek is terrible
Me:get the fork outta my life

by CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS May 22, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.

I like Shrek

by Hithereboys April 29, 2020

Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.

Daddy shrek is kool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.

Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe

by Donya Ren May 13, 2019

Shrek

donkey thanos mario

Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.

by DatShrekGuy December 13, 2018

shrek

shrek is love shrek is life

euogh shrek

by eeeasfvfdgr September 21, 2020