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Judas Shuffle

"Judas Shuffle" is a knock off of the phrase Cupid Shuffle. Except Judas Shuffle is used in negative reference to a person...

Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.

Or

Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.
1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.

2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.

I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.
by WarningIAMJAKe December 16, 2009
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methadonian shuffle

The swaying, unsteady walk practiced by most methadonians after getting their dose and other pills they take along with it. Most of these pills aren't prescribed. Often accompanied by feet dragging and mumbling incoherently, usually to someone that has since left the room at least 20 minutes ago.
Corey was doing the "methadonian shuffle" today; I tried to talk to her but I couldn't follow the conversation. Methadone methadonian heroin pills drug addict methadone barbie methadoner benzos
by cuddleworm July 28, 2012
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Truffle shuffle

The act of a fat person shuffling their jelly rolls
“Do it chunk” “right now” chunk:(sigh)ok(jiggle jiggle)(truffle shuffle)
by The wise ninja May 24, 2018
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Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.
I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.
by N.anno0o March 5, 2017
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snuff

finely-ground tobacco which, when snorted, will fuck you UP!
Dude, why are you crying?

Man, I just did two nostrels full of snuff. It burns!
by Len-Dog Dipspit April 4, 2003
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Shuffle

Term used to describe a group of zombies.
Grab your shotguns there is a shuffle of zombies headed this way!!
by Codeq August 11, 2012
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Shuffler

Someone who has the inability to continue listening to a song on his/her iPod for over thirty seconds.
The DJ ended up being a Shuffler and I would only hear 10 seconds of every good song.
by 7evin May 28, 2008
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