shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013

No Shave April

A whole month in which you are not allowed to shave yourself.

§1
No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.

§2
The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.

§3
The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.

§4
People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.

§5
§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.

§6
Following the rules is MANDATORY.

§7
Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.

I see you're enjoying some cold beer. Can i have a bottle?

Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.

by 1.c-SG April 8, 2011

shicecuff

the bastardization of "scheiss' kopf" by Americans

when I saw that im_me_awc1990 put shicecuff and tried to pass it off as German, I said to myself, "Fluch, seine Mutter muß durch Hitler gebumstes dummes gewesen sein"

by Capndrseuss February 7, 2005

Pube Shave

When you shave your pubes in a girls mouth during intercourse

hey babe..wanna do the pube shave?
sure hunny

by elhombre404 October 15, 2008

Shiver My Balls

To blow a rasberry on a guys balls for him to get hard or cum in her face while she wanks him!!!

" Come shiver my balls bitch !!! "

by Lee Hamilton 1 October 15, 2006

shivelumpkin

the awesome word that two hott girls use so dont bitch at us

shivelumpkin is my name, eating pumpkins is my game, i live in madegascar

by br3wk x j@yC! November 21, 2004

queer shiver

shivering whilst placing ur hand in that 'gay' flicked position

i get queer shivers when you talk about STDs

by queer random July 2, 2006