shell bundy

Crazy; Insane

When he found out his wife of 9 years cheated on him he went straight shell bundy! loco crazy

by Archangel Michael March 11, 2015

Shelite

To be a woman who knows her worth

A woman who stands up for herself, carries herself with class.

An educated woman who applies herself and is unafraid to learn and try new things.

Will not let anyone tell her she "can't".

Actively strives to shatter the glass ceiling and make gender equality available to future generations.

Believes in and supports feminism.

Charlotte advocates for women and children that are victims of domestic violence and sexual assault; she's an amazing sheliteist.

Amber is such a shelite. She's about to become CEO!

Feminist

by Madi bangz September 12, 2015

Shelking

To take frozen hotdogs, cover them with cayenne pepper, and use as a sex toy.

The two homosexual gentlemen were shelking each other until their anuses were numb and bleeding.

by SupremeJackazz May 5, 2016

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil October 4, 2016

Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016

shell'von

She is an amazing person. Her smile will light up a room. She is gorgous, a goddess of love and happiness and kindness. She will help anyone that she can. She has the biggest heart of any human being none to man. She believes in fairness and love. You will be blessed once you know her and will never forget her after you have met her. She is the embodiedment of innocence love and compassion. She is just an all around wonderful person.

I love the shell'von in you!

Let us all be more like shell'von .

by Motherof3-1 December 22, 2016

selling point

An aspect that is stressed when selling a product or service to others.

"This cute guy asked me out, I wasn't gonna go due to Hair Migration, but then he sent a vid of his puppy."
"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."

by helyllefilten February 17, 2017