Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
by FuctButSects January 24, 2011
Get the That is so second millenniummug. When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"
"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"
"Bummer"
"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"
"Bummer"
by Smiling Irish Mike April 4, 2008
Get the ten second tapmug. "So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"
by Bunny January 7, 2004
Get the Second Law Of Thermodynamicsmug. ~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.
"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."
First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."
Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."
First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."
Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006
Get the Eight Second Rodeomug. The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.
Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
by JACK665 August 11, 2008
Get the 5 seconds of furymug. by David Hawaii June 18, 2007
Get the second hand stonedmug. A typically spastic Go!Animate/Vyond user on Vyond (back then as Go!Animate) that idiotically believes Alvin Hung is poor and needs money when in reality much to the blindness of those guys, he is a greedy ass cheapskate with a shit ton filled with money.
"Oh holy crap, this won't be fun... I am really aware of the second wave GoFags coming after me saying that Alvin Hung is poor when he actually isn't, are they just blind or something?"
by MattGuy November 6, 2018
Get the Second wave GoFagmug.