Samuel De Jongh

A big guy who loves females extensively and likes rubbing his leg with there’s he is really good at rugby and has an amazing friend called Ty he loves big balls as well and he is the biggest simp in the world.

Samuel De Jongh: Ty your so cool I wish I could be more like you your epic

Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy

by Mrtai1232 April 24, 2022

Samuel

Perfect in every single way

Ex. Look there’s a Samuel he is always SO perfect

by Thesamuelgod May 2, 2022

samuel james stuart

samuel is just a wonderfull person he is attractive that when ever woman walks parst the cum

omg samuel james stuart walked past me today and he is so wonderfull and attractive i came

by wicked man12345 May 4, 2022

Samuel

He can lactate

“I fucking love Samuel”
“DAMN!!”

by Ilovemmen May 6, 2022

Samuel ryder academy

SRA a school for which boys and girls go to get a lower self esteem, to have no friends and to have the teachers give consequence points

Random : hey do you go Samuel Ryder Academy ?
Student : yes , why ?
Random : I feel so bad

by VikkyK10 May 13, 2022

Samuel Castle

A horrible person that gets no bitches. Makes fun of fat people which is the only thing good about him. Homophobic 🙏🚫🌈 and dates guys.

Y:Where’s Samuel castle.
S:Oh you mean that homophobic guy that likes dudes yea man idk.

by Ghostygoula May 15, 2022

Samuel

A fucking great man not afraid of shit, also a very big as simp for any girl they met in kinder and is still in love

Guy: DAMN Samuel is a badass and is still trying to pull that one girl

by A_badass_that__u_want May 16, 2022