Sausage pleaser

Someone who is skilled in laying the pipe or someone who can gobble the whole chorizo

Ex.1 He became the sausage pleaser after many years of practice dedication
Ex.2 no man was left unsatisfied when she left the room

by Leeharveyoswald January 30, 2015

sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo

My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it

by BIG T JONES August 31, 2016

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Sausage Fest

A Sausage fest is the act or situation where a group of males over the age of 18 socialise on a night out without any females.

"Jeez, last night was terrible. We had a sausage fest."

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016

sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017

Sausage roll panic

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

by Mr sausage king February 2, 2017