Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Safety

None of which Roblox has.

Roblox got banned in countries like Turkey & Qatar because its safety measures suck

by skibidi rizzmas 67 August 16, 2025

Safety Nasa

An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.

In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.

*rips ass* Safety NASA! Sorry guys, but you’re not hitting me with an aftershock today.

by Homiebrodogbiscuit360thesecond August 16, 2025

Safety beer

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.

The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…

by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025

Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.

The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM

by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025

Sæta sæta

An Icelandic slang term used for describing your girl crush and/or girlfriend.

"Ég er að fara út að borða með sætu sætu (sæta sæta in female form) í kvöld" or "I am going out to dinner with cute cute"

by SjonniK August 25, 2025

Safety

Way to tell people goodbye and to be safe derived from new York slang (safety my heart) for people without a new York accent so it doesn't sound zesty

Aight bro safety

by homrteam October 18, 2025