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dock surfing

DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!
"Clarence & I went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome."
by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008
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Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.
I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.
by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025
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Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.
Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.
by Slick at west syde March 1, 2024
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Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
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by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016
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Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”
by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021
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Dune Surfing

When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman
My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing
by Randomnessguy October 7, 2017
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