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"Hey they are spamming so much" ya Ik they are talking about fish
by Thomas oberle July 27, 2018
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spam/telemarketer defense

Refers to a person's using the well-known prevalence of widespread fake/mass-advertising correspondence as an excuse for his not obeying/acknowledging a 100%-legitimate-but-unwelcome message he has received, such as a hefty bill, restraining order, or other upsetting/disappointing directive that he does not wish to comply with ("Well, it made no sense to me, so I honestly believed it was just a fake message, and simply shrugged it off"). The effectiveness and/or defense-worthiness of said practice --- and your chances of being let off the hook as a result --- can sometimes be further bolstered by "pre-innocentizing" yourself (such as frequently showing up in court for no reason and claiming every time that you'd received an order to appear, and then finally --- after being irritably told for the umpteenth time by the court-clerk that they'd never sent you a summons --- declaring in a frustrated huff, "Fine... well, I guess somebody's been playing sick jokes on me, so from now on I'm just gonna simply IGNORE any and all such notices I receive!") sometime before committing whatever infractions would likely result in said unwelcome orders, so that you can appear justified in your non-compliance with what you supposedly thought was yet another fake order.
I successfully used the spam/telemarketer defense when asked why I hadn't answered a court-summons; I just said, "Oh, that notice was REAL? Oh my --- well, I'd honestly believed it was a fake message... since I've had so many pushy telemarketers and con-men harass me --- sometimes even falsely claiming to be tax-auditors or law-enforcement personnel --- that I'd long ago adopted an 'ignore any and all such notices as fake' policy."
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Spam Youtube Channel

A YouTuber who uploads 3 to 5 videos a day to make as much YouTube AdSense as possible usually not quality or up the Smurf videos average at best
Mundanematt is a Spam Youtube Channel
by EmJayee January 21, 2019
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Houseparty spam

If you add a sarah she will spam you
Dont add sarah in houseparty spam
by Berkeerbest July 4, 2019
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Spamming

Using the same move in super smash bro’s and you win effortless because of the spamming.
Dude, you won because you were spamming.
by Lonely life December 8, 2019
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spam a ginger

Spam a ginger day is on the 8th of every month your ginger friend gets spammed selfies of you on Snapchat Instagram or Facebook
E.g “oh look it’s the 8th of January looks like I’m going to have to spam my ginger friend Markus”

John: hey Markus guess what day it is

Markus: I dunno

John: spam a ginger day

Markus : ohhh nooo
by Anonymous 4221 December 8, 2019
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Spam

(Same Pussy Ass Move )
Carl loves to spam his brother because he doesn’t know any other move .
by Idk2019 December 14, 2019
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