snotmess

A sudden and unexpected eruption a gobbular nasal mucus, usually caused by coughing or laughing while drinking a beverage.

"After his outburst, a lime-green layer of snotmess floated atop the ice in his glass of lemonade."

by Cerb February 18, 2006

snotfest

A collective term for when a group of people (e.g. family, work colleagues) who are co-located suffer from a bad cold that results in copious sneezing and excessive nasal mucus.

Basically, a festival of snot.

We were supposed to go to Alton Towers at the weekend but the family had a snotfest so we had to cancel.

by tony21 January 4, 2008

Snotty Dobson

A Snotty Dobson is whereby you sniff or snort a line of cum, as you would cocaine. The cum must be provided by ladyboy and the action must occur whilst residing or staying on Jonathon Dobson street, Newcastle.

“Last night I did a Snotty Dobson in my student accommodation!”

by Warren Pusey October 20, 2019

snothole

1. snot hole; nostril
2. shortened form of "not, arsehole" or "not, asshole"

1. Get your finger outa your snothole, you dirty bugger.
2. Hey turd. Are you coming over tomorrow, or snothole?

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

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by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022

Snotty

Rude, usually with an air of sophistication.

Dino asked Ernie for aid with the difficult homework assignment, but Ernie replied with a snotty comment about Dino's Italian heritage.

by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005

Snotty Nacho

While you're going down on a girl, you stick your nose in her vagina and blow a schnoz full of boogers in.

First accomplished by Dean Sundon.

"Dude, I gave that bitch a snotty nacho the other night."

by DBsjXC January 9, 2009