Ship

Ship means when you want 2 or more people to become a thing. for example people ship charachters from movies, animes, TV shows, and more.

Person 1: OMG! i ship Emily and Jayden so much!
Person 2: nah, i ship Raquel and Kayla more than Emily and Jayden.

by Kaz_tells_you_words January 23, 2021

Ship

When two people are forcefully told to get together and people draw and write fanfics of them.

Keep shipping them, I've heard it's canon.

by PansSmashWhatever May 5, 2018

courtship vs. ship-court

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".

by QuacksO March 4, 2025

character ship

when a no life redditor draws two characters into a romantic or sexual relationship (e.g. Tyler Joseph X Josh Dun). even if the characters have nothing to do with each other (e.g. Alice X Oliver), or are years apart (e.g. Deku X Eri)

"I hate when people do character ships. especially when the two characters are years apart. at that point just admit you're pedophile"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

ship

when you truly mean shit but are trying to be appropriate

Holy Ship!

by Maddie0223 February 21, 2017

Ship

A romantic pairing that you want for them to be together.

Malec is my all-time favorite ship!

by oh god im dead January 25, 2022

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018