Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.

"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".

by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019

Stonered

When you’re so distracted that you forget about the food that you’ve been cooking and burn the living shit out of it

Oh Shit Dude, I stonered the fries!

by RedHotChimp March 8, 2020

Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020

Stoner Telepathy

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)

Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)

by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020

Scone scoffer

A scone scoffer is an insult you would say to someone who is English

Shut up You scone scoffer

by Skin ed June 26, 2020

scenery sloot

A person who overly enjoys taking way too may photos of scenic views, constantly saying “look
at this, isn’t it beautiful”

Origin River John , NS

Look at that scenery sloot over there snappin too many fuckin photos

by Agnes the Sea Hag (aka Aggie) August 2, 2020

stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.

stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.

by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020