bastard rule

Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.
Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!
by Robbo351 December 04, 2006
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RULE #1

remember RULE #1
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by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020
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Platinum rule

An expression that was used in How I Met Your Mother.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.

Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.

Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.
X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......
by Traitorcz May 05, 2008
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JA RULE

by Mike July 16, 2003
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Rule 56

Rule 56: No proof or it didn't happen
guy 1: I so banged that chick yesterday.

Guy 2: proof or it didn't happen

guy 1: why would I have proof?

Guy 2: Rule 56:

Guy 1: ...........

Guy 2: Soooooo Didn't happen....
by thegod22 May 25, 2010
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Ja rule

Gay ass rapper who thinx he has took over the industry, he also hires people in his wack ass videos to look like he is da shit.
Ja rule is gay,gay,gay,gay,gay,gay,and even more gay.
by Kurrupt_88 April 11, 2005
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golden rule

Never, ever, EVER date your friend's ex without permission.
"Yeah, I wanna hit that, but Jeff would totally call the golden rule on me. And he wouldn't say sure anyway, because that pussy isn't over this pussy."
by El_Gordo February 23, 2005
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