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Roommate Roulette

The risky act of opening your room/residence without knocking and hoping to not find your roommate in the middle of a sexual act
Sam: *thinking* ‘my roommate stepped out I should be good for a quicky’
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette
by skinnybydefualt April 2, 2024
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Backshot Roulette

When you cream pie a girl and let luck decide if you're a father.
James: "I was playing Backshot Roulette last week and I think I lost."
Riss: "Damn dude, good luck."
by Loblollypine April 8, 2024
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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?
by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024
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Daddy Roulette

When a man has intercourse with multiple women putting his time being a single man with no kids at most risk.
"You been staying off dating apps lately or are ya still playing daddy roulette?"
by nokidsnodebt June 22, 2024
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Pregnancy Roulette

When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.
I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!
by huddymenz December 9, 2024
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fentanyl roulette

When six friends get together and snort a line of cocaine but one is laced with fentanyl
The group of friends thought it would be fun to play fentanyl roulette at the party, but didn’t realize the consequences
by Tacius December 20, 2024
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