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Pulling a Roberts

Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.
Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!

Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
by Neptunium January 28, 2009
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Robert

The gayest human being you will ever meet. He will try to lire you into his gay dungeon. Usually roberts hairline is deformed and his penis is small
by RjNhK January 21, 2020
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emma roberts

the actress who had me blowing their back out last week. also a simply stunning human being and whoever disagrees can suck it.
jake: yo, remember emma roberts?
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.
by babiesheads June 8, 2020
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robert

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle December 9, 2008
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Robert Plant

One of the greatest rock vocals ever, outclassed only by the likes of Freddie Mercury and Jeff Buckley.
Robert Plant sang the emotional numbers "Since I've Been Loving You," "Stairway to Heaven," and "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You."
by AJB11 August 21, 2005
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Robek

1. Non-possesive spelling of the Robek's juice-smoothie cafes.

2. Slang for muscular male who does a lot of "juicing," ie. uses steroids heavily, but denies it when questioned. "Ro" alludes to robot or machine (see Arnold Schwarzenneger as The Terminator);
1.
Dave: You seen how big Mike's gotten? Must have put on 50 pounds of muscle...

Chris: Yeah, but how'd he do that in three months

Dave: He says that all he did was train naturally all summer.

Chris: Bullshit..., that guy's been using more juice than Robek's.

2.
That "Robek"-mutha fucka trying to play it off like its just normal growth
by HonkusSeized April 14, 2005
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Robert

He is the man who owns the biggest penis in the world . 12 inches of pure muscle and vains😶. You don’t wanna get fucked by this human being
by Big dick mother fuckaa January 4, 2018
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