Revenge of Madame PeePee

when you have to pay to use the bathroom you make it a point to piss everywhere except in the toilet/urinel

"Hey Jimmy, 30 cents says you can't hit the top of the mirror"

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

Reverse shoeshine

Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.

My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.

by The Firezombie August 20, 2009

Revampification

The act of upgrading something

-references-

re-vamp: –verb- (used with object) To renovate, redo, or revise: We've decided to revamp the entire show.

magnification: -noun- The process of enlarging the size of something, as an optical image.

The act of revampification - The state of being re-vamped

by Milarca September 1, 2009

Revelevant

A synonym for relevant and used when your high or wasted (or when someone just can't spell)

Before posting this it made me write the security words things and it was: saucy that... just thought it was revelevant

by Emma and Yasser April 19, 2010

reverse-french

Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!

Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?

Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru

Brad: That's freakin' sweet.

by TheGBs April 20, 2010

Reverse Romance

When a person in a relationship, generally the male, who starts to become MORE romantic as the relationship goes past the dating phase, and maybe even start years after. Generally, people tend to be romantic only in the very beginning of their relationships, and become less enthusiastic and romantic for the remainder of the relationship. A Reverse Romance situation would be the opposite of that.

"Usually I date men that start romantic, but stop being romantic in about 2 months into our relationship. Dennis didn't start getting truly romantic until we were married! He opens my door now, buys me flowers, and even treats me like a queen. I asked him "why now"?, and he said he would rather give me a genuine lifetime of romance, than just the temporary romance most guys show in the beginning. He wanted our relationship to be more fun, romantic, and get BETTER with time. I love Reverse Romance!"

by DennisLovesRachelle May 12, 2010

Reverse Haji Handshake

Verb. The act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of Allah.

Person 1 thinks: "Man, good thing I did the Reverse Haji Handshake earlier today or I might feel morally upset about shaking this Tribal Leader's hand."

Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."

by seibmoz amabo August 4, 2010